Are you are one of those individuals that has a severe and debilitating velvet-maple-seal-pants squeezing addiction? Do you spend hours on end aggressively smashing your face into the velvety sausage-body of your bully to the point where you get nothing done and your family, friends, and co-workers are ready to stage an intervention?? Do you squeeze your pup's hamhocks so often and so intensely that your friends fear that you have some sort of significant neurological deficit? Well, fear not, the Society of Velvet Addiction Medical Professionals (SVAMP) has developed a new customizable prescription-suit that perfectly contours to the velveteen bean-burrito shaped body of your pit bull type dog, so that you may reduce your daily amount of velvet-exposure thus minimizing your chances of overdosing into a permanent coma of euphoria. There are multiple secondary openings that facilitate short term, limited access to small contained regions so that you may regulate your daily exposure, and gain access to the just the auxillary neck flaps, the velutinous forelimbs, the silky yet robust inner hamhocks, or any other particularly deadly-soft region of the canine-body. See your doctor today to ask about the new Burritio-Velvet-Therapy-Suit (BVTS) made by @toothandhoney. For those with more severe cases of Canine Squeezing Disorder and who may require the entire animal to be encased in a complete protective suit that only has holes for the eyes and urogenital region, please contact your doctor immediately. Side effects include withdrawal, headaches, increased "cuteness aggression," inappropriate levels of forceful squeezing when the suit comes off, and a slightly to completely displeased dog. Dogs must be compensated with treats accordingly #milaoftroy#velvetsqueezersanonymous#toothandhoney
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